I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
POV: You are 7 years old and you find a stick. SWORD.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
