Why can't you run with a pencil in the hallway? Because too many people got killed!
A man walks into a bar and says, "I'm feeling depressed. What do you have to cheer me up?"
The bartender replied: "A shotgun."
Playing Russian roulette alone means you're bound to be a winner eventually.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Slay.
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
Why does the military pick orphans as fighter pilots?
Because homing missiles don't work on them.
