What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RCXD (remote control explosive).
I am armed with an automatic 4-OXD 22. caliber machine gun. HANDS IN THE AIR!
Why are there 30 bullets in one clip?
Because that's the average classroom size.
Why can't weapons play baseball?
Because they need to get to home base.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.
What's the cool thing about bringing a pack of gum or a shotgun to school?
When you pull one out everybody wants to be your friend. :)
I barged into a Halloween party at my school with my air-soft AR-15!
I was so scary, EVERYONE ran away!
Slay.
What’s the difference between a life and a nuclear bomb?
I don’t have a life.
True fact: School shooters aren’t dangerous to you if you're the school shooter.
There's this smart way to sneak a calculator into school. I've heard of it. You take the calculator, put it in a gun magazine, put the magazine in the gun, and bring the gun to school!
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
George, when I saw your face, I had to shoot you with a Nerf gun. If you died, wimp.
Confucius say: Never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid. You lose every time, and you only hurt yourself.
Unless he use Mongolian recurved bow... then you in trouble!
I heard guns kill people, so I gave up my right to own one.
Then I heard dicks rape people, so I chopped it off.
How do you think Julius Caesar killed his enemies?..
With a pair of Caesars! 😂😂👌
Everybody loves guns!
Every time I show them mine, they give me free stuff.
