Weapon jokes

Why did the bullet end up losing his job?

Because he got fired!

I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!

I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.

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Spread the cat gun.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,

Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.

Making a comforting breakfast.

But you have a knife.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?

Glockamole.

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."

Nardo Wick

What do you call a terrorist that can fly?

A dart.

What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.

I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.

I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"

What do you call a retard with AK special forces?

What is white, then red, and is very fast?

My chainsaw blade.

I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.