What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Weapon Jokes
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What do you call a retard with AK special forces?
What is white, then red, and is very fast?
My chainsaw blade.
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
Your soul is black. I have 4 guns, little kid. Get in the van before I shoot you!
What do a baby and a grenade have in common? They both make loud noises when thrown.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: A water gun.
Q: What gun does Africa not have?
A: Water gun.
I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
