I tell a man get me a glock 19 he comes back with a glove i was about to shout at him but then i saw a pistol in his pocket so i left and thanked him
Whats a bisons favorite gun?
A pp bizon.
Whats a knifes favorite person?
The victim.
Yo mama is so fat she got locked in a weapon store and she broke it down with out any weapons.1
What is the strongest weapon in india?
The red button (this is a fact)
Once upon a time, there were three kingdoms, all bordering on the same lake. For centuries, these kingdoms had fought over an island in the middle of that lake. One day, they decided to have it out, once and for all.
The first kingdom was quite rich, and sent an army of 25 knights, each with three squires. The night before the battle, the knights jousted and cavorted as their squires polished armor, cooked food, and sharpened weapons. The second kingdom was not so wealthy, and sent only 10 knights, each with 2 squires. The night before the battle, the knights cavorted and sharpened their weapons as the squires polished armor and prepared dinner. The third kingdom was very poor, and only sent one elderly knight with his sole squire. The night before the battle, the knight sharpened his weapon, while the squire, using a looped rope, slung a pot high over the fire to cook while he prepared the knight’s armor.
The next day, the battle began. All the knights of the first two kingdoms had cavorted a bit too much (one should never cavort while sharpening weapons and jousting) and could not fight. The squire of the third kingdom could not rouse the elderly knight in time for combat. So, in the absence of the knights, the squires fought.
The battle raged well into the late hours, but when the dust finally settled, a solitary figure limped from the carnage. The lone squire from the third kingdom dragged himself away, beaten, bloodied, but victorious.
And it just goes to prove, the squire of the high pot and noose is equal to the sum of the squires of the other two sides.
How do you kill time
Easy taking alarm clock and an assault rifle
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG? (The Hunger Games)
A Rainbow.
If you throw a nun is it called a....
Nunchuck???
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster as the plunger does look like the weapon in 'Ghostbuster'!
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Aboriginals around for 50,000 year invented the spear.
What’s a nuns weapon of choice? Nun-chucks
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
how manny guun can ocpus held
9
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
You find yourself stuck in a hole with a murderer, a rapist, and a lawyer. You're armed, but you only have 2 bullets left. What do you do?
Shoot the lawyer. Twice.
