Weapon jokes
Teacher: What comes after C?
Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4!
Teacher: Umm, ok... but still what comes after A?
Me: AK47!!!
Teacher thought: Oh hell na.
Teacher: What comes after X?
Me: Xplosin.
1 second later, bomb goes off. Idk.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
Why did the bullet end up losing his job?
Because he got fired!
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
I don’t know why I’m in jail. So, basically, I was at a gun range, and we were supposed to hit the targets, even though I hit it.
We gotta keep it goin' ▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
▄【デc̷a̷t̷══━一.
Spread the cat gun.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Making a comforting breakfast.
But you have a knife.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
What do you get if you cross an avocado and a Glock?
Glockamole.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"