Weapon jokes
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
What is the difference between a knife and a feminist?
A knife has a point.
What does a gas grenade and a baby have in common?
They both squeal when you throw them.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I had a gun, I'd shoot you.
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.