Weapon jokes
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RCXD.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger-gun👉👌
What's a lesbian's favorite weapon?
A finger gun.
What's a gun's favorite type of literature?
Magazine.
What do you call a terrorist in a bathtub?
Bathbomb.
What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?
They both make a sound when thrown.
What is more fun than throwing a baby off a cliff?
Catching it with a pitchfork.
What does a knife have but not my life...
A point.
What do you call a bowling ball that falls from the sky and knocks down all the bowling pins?
An airstrike.
Call me an edgelord because I'm gonna impale myself on the edge of a spear.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
A hunter shot holes into his favorite book.
When confronted, he said it was the "holey" Bible!
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair? (RC-XD)
1 like = 1 more missile aimed at a hospital.
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.