What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What do you call a AK-47 that lost 1 point? An AK-46
What do you call a Russian rifle that went 1 rank down?
An AK-46.
Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the car
I gave a blind kid a pistol and said it was a hairdryer
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
If Jesus had a gun what would it be.. A nail gun.
So I was being robbed and this guy had the gun to my head to i told him he was holding it backwards.
I have some sad news. The Australian inventor of the boomerang grenade died today. RIP 😔
Do you know what's the difference between a knife and a girl's argument
A knife has a point
Drop me in afghanistan with a cigar, a kobe jersey, a mac-10, a lambo huricane with a bumper delete and a toyota tacoma with a m249 on the back. Then Ill have afghanistan by the 51 state by midnight.
Drop me in afghanistan with a dodge challenger super stock, a mexican named jose, a 6 pack of dr.pepper, a golden scar, a pack of chimichangas and a M4A1 and ill have the taliban saying the pledge of allegence in 4 hours.
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa?
A water gun.
School shooting happens:
Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.
American student: “First time?”
The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."
What do you call an avocado that got shot? Glockamole.
What do you call a disabled kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people. Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
i gave the blind kid a gun and called it a hair dryer
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
