A depressed guy walks into a utensil store and finds a knife, but he didn't stab himself... Part 2 coming out tomorrow.
Weapon Jokes
What do LGBTQ+ people use as a weapon in THG (The Hunger Games)?
A rainbow.
How do you make epileptic kids dance?
Throw a flash bang in their room.
True Story of Little Red Riding Hood.
The big bad wolf told Red Riding Hood to strip. He looked at her pussy and said, "Now I will fuck you!"
Red pulled out a shotgun from under her coat and said, "Oh no you're not. You're not, you're going to eat me just like it says in the book!"
If you throw a nun, is it called a... Nunchuck???
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Where is the cheapest gun range? Your local public school.
what's the difference between a feminist and a knife?
one has a point.
Kid goes to the kitchen.
Mom: What are you doing here?
Kid: Just checking out the knife.
Mom: So you've chosen death.
What is white, black, and red and can't fit through a revolving door?
A nun with a spear through her head!
What do you call a skunk falling from the sky?
A stink bomb!
Once, there was a man that was coming to my house and peeing in my yard. Then the man came back to my house and flopped his penis everywhere and peed at the same time, and it went all over my face.
So the next day, he came back, and I got my BB gun and shot a metal BB into his peepee.
This didn't actually happen.
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Aboriginals around for 50,000 years invented the spear.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What’s a nun's weapon of choice?
Nun-chucks.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
New civil war themed porn title: “Harriet Tubman gets hit with something other than an iron ingot.”
What’s the similarity between a bag of chips and a gun?
When you pull one out in class, everybody wants to be your friend.
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
