Chosen Death

  • Kid goes to the kitchen.

    Mom: What are you doing here?

    Kid: Just checking out the knife.

    Mom: So you've chosen death.

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  • Explain Bear

    Hey, listen up, genius. The kid grabbed a knife, and the mom jokingly said the kid chose death. Get it? You wouldn't, you probably still use training wheels on your bike.

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