Wealth jokes
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
Money, money, green, green. Money is all I need, need.
Why is chemotherapy like a five-star meal?
Because you have to have money to pay for it.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
150,000$
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
My wife and I watched the movie Indecent Proposal last night. Afterwards, I asked her if she'd sleep with Robert Redford for $1,000,000. She said, "Sure, but where am I gonna get that kind of money?"
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
If you could add one zero to any number for the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
I have a crush on a girl and both her parents are millionaires.
I guess that gives the term "Eat the rich" a whole new meaning.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜