You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
150,000$
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
In response to a buddy saying they joined a golf club:
"Jfc, you’ve gone softer than your old man’s dick after your mom suggests a romantic night in! I swear to God you’re so fucking bougie."
(Pause)
"Oh, I forgot to tell you, while you were gone I got a weird call for you... Some Jeff guy? Said something about a loan..."
"Jeff who?"
"Bezos."
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping dimes.
If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?
High interest!
Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."
And then the wall fell on them.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?
He won the F1 Wheelchair race.
