Ever heard of the currency TNT? All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT.
How was copper wire invented?
Two Jewish people fighting over a penny.
Why did the rapper go broke?
He kept dropping DIMES
Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
I may not be as "rich" as Donald Trump, but at least I am still allowed to go on holiday to Bali, Niagara Falls, Hong Kong, and the Pyramids of Giza.
Orange Jesus can't travel to these places because these places cannot grant entry to felons.
...ah, who am I kidding? It's likely that Trump is going to prison, anyway.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping DIMES
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
How do you know if a rapper's broke?
When he starts dropping CENTS instead of BARS
If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, i’d be more broke than the rap haters.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
Lucifers so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
Yo mama so rich,
her blood type is 24 karat GOLD!
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
