Wealth jokes
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red Ferrari?
I don't have the Ferrari.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"
Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
If you are poor, get money.
What's the difference between 100 dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Three ladies were on a flight when suddenly the captain announced, "Please prepare for a crash landing."
The first lady put on all her jewelry. Surprised by this, the other ladies questioned her actions. The first lady replied, "Well, when they come to rescue us they will see that I am rich and will rescue me first." The second lady, not wanting to be left behind, began to take off her top and bra. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, when they come to rescue us, they will see my great tits and will take me first." The third lady who was African, not wanting to be outdone, took off her pants and panties. "Why are you doing that?" the other ladies questioned. "Well, they always search for the black box first."
If you drive a Lamborghini, then you have a tiny weenie.
How do you enter your house?
Through Bill Gates!
How did the rich save the poor?
They didn't let them in the Titanic.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
How do women make you a millionaire?
When you're a billionaire.