Wealth jokes

What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?

A Moleionaire.

Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.

What time is it when you stand on a pile of money in the bank?

High interest!

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

How did Stephen Hawking become a billionaire?

He won the F1 Wheelchair race.

I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.

Ever heard of the currency TNT?

All Arab economies are booming with so much TNT!

If I had a dollar for every time a rap hater made an intelligent statement, I’d be more broke than the rap haters.

I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.

So people call me poor until they see my bank account.

Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?

A. A loaded potato.

Young man: "Very good money, and how about the name of the stupid young man again?"

Friend: "Dagobert Duck."

Young man: "Ah, I remember. He was the American useless."

Friend: "Ah, you mean Donald Trump?"

Young man: "Yes, just like that! I know exactly how the guy managed to become president. Hahaha!!!"

You're so poor you stink like poo-poo in your doo-doo.

If you are poor, get money.

How do you know if a rapper's broke?

When he starts dropping cents instead of bars.

Apparently, rich people have the smallest penises. It makes sense why Bill Gates called it "MicroSoft."

A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?

Q: One that has a sense of money.

What’s the difference between 80 dead babies and a Lambo? I don’t have a Lambo in my garage.

Messi isn't as rich as Ronaldo. He cannot afford a Lamborghini.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?

I don’t have a garage.