A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
