Wealth jokes
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Stephen Hawking has enough money to stand up, but can’t grab the money.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why did I buy the orphan an iPhone 12? Because he couldn't get home.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.