What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in the garage.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
P = Person (not original "pun")
P1: Hey girl! P2: I got a bf! P1: Well, I got a Lamborghini Aventador, a Bugatti Super Sports, a yacht, and a private plane. P2: BF stand for breakfast. P2: Oh, and also, where did you get all that stuff? P1: GTA5 P2: You motherfucker!!!
(Communications with this person are now blocked)
Why do elephants never get rich?
Because they work for peanuts!
The w in Africa stands for wealth
What’s the best air to breathe if you want to be rich? Millionaire.
How do rappers make their money?
By dropping dimes.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
My friend has a shovel made of gold. I guess you could call him a gold digger.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
Me: "Gift a homeless kid iPhone 7."
The kid: But it has no home button.
Me: Exactly. 💀
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.
These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.
You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.
Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
150,000$
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
A blind old guy asked me if I had any money to spare. I laughed and said I had a gold tooth.
I don't have any now.
