Wealth jokes
What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mercedes?
I don’t have a Mercedes.
Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a Nigerian to phish, and he'll become a prince.
Q: What do you call a Chinese billionaire?
A: Cha-Ching!
What’s the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari? I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
What do you call a rich Chinese person?!? Kaching!
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
What kind of tea do wealthy people own?
Proper-Tea.
What's the difference between a Ferrari and 100 dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
I thought @$$hole Trump was a businessman, not a broke man.
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What is the richest kind of air?
A millionaire.
What’s the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.