Wealth jokes
People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
What's the difference between a Lambo and 200 children in my basement? One screams; the children don't.
Drake has too much meat. Donate to the people in need.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
The "w" in Africa stands for wealth.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?
I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.
What do you call a Chinese billionaire? Cha Ching.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What do you call a man with 6.022 x 10^23 dollars?
A Moleionaire.
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
I have a lot of money, but I don't waste it.
So people call me poor until they see my bank account.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?
A millionheir.
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
What makes a raccoon 🦝 very rich?
Its rings!
Na only this guy I know say him trouser fat pass his bank account. 😹😹😹
That's if you even have an account. 😹😹💔😹💔💔😹😹