Just give me my money (clap clap clap).
Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."
Rich person: "Then buy a house!"
Baller.
Police officers hope you’re a criminal.
Doctors hope you get sick.
Mechanics hope you get car troubles.
But only thieves wish you prosperity.
Weird?
If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.
What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini
I don't have Lamborghini in my garage
my syndrome may be down but my money be up 😈
What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL
Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
I'm not saying I'm ugly...
But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.
Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.
"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want. A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like batman!" The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
Who do you ask to wipe you? Your butler!
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde walk into a bar.
They were having a chat when the bartender asked them about their opinions on elements.
The redhead says, “I love gold because I can buy a lot of cars with it.”
The brunette says, “I would prefer platinum because it is more valuable than gold and can buy you more cars.”
The blonde says, “I have 2 bags of silicon and you should see the cars outside my house.”
Steven Hawkins has enough money to stand up but can’t grab the money
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a hostage?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
