Wealth jokes

What’s the difference between a pile of corpses and a Mclaren P1?

I don’t have a garage.

How did the rich save the poor?

They didn't let them in the Titanic.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?

I don't have $1 million in my wallet.

What do you call a person that inherits a lot of money?

A millionheir.

Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?

Once upon a time, there was a poor man, a middle-class man, and a rich man. They were all talking about how they found happiness in their lives. The rich man said, "I found happiness through money and all of my assets." The middle-class man said, "I found happiness through my steady job and my loving household." The poor man said, "I may not have much, but I find my happiness through the little acts of kindness people show me."

And then the wall fell on them.

Having cockroaches in the house is a sign that you've food.

These things are like Ugandan girls, they hate poverty.

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

People dream about having a lot of money, but the only thing you should be dreaming about is a hairline.

A millionaire LOVES alligators and filled his pool full of alligators. One night he has a party and says, "Whoever can swim from one end to the other of the alligator infested pool unharmed will get a prize, my daughter or a million dollars." Some people line up but they are hesitant. One man gets in the water, swims from one end to the other unharmed, and went to the millionaire. The millionaire says, "Wow, I can't believe you did it! So what's your prize?" The guy says, "I don't care about the million dollars or your daughter, I just want to know who the b@$*ard was that pushed me in the pool!"

If Emma Feel had a penny every time someone gave her head, she would have enough to make Mark Zuckerberg and Trump her third-legged bitch.

A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮

B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛

Why do people have a lot of money and they have to spend it on jewelry 24/7 all the time?

How do women make you a millionaire?

When you're a billionaire.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Chenle: One time when I was younger, someone asked me how old I was and I forgot. I had to Wikipedia my age to remember.

Jisung: This is the richest thing I've ever heard in my life.

You must be rich! You've got all the cashews.

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.