Wealth jokes

Wanna hear a joke about Donald Trump?

Ok, Melania totally married him for his good looks, believe me!

There is a rich child and a poor child. The rich child invites the poor child to his house and shows him all the toys and tells him: "Look at what a beautiful radio-controlled airplane I have! You don't have it because you are poor!" The poor child answers: "You're right, it's very nice, but I have one thing that you don't have!" The rich child then invites him into the garden and shows him the swimming pool, the trampoline, and all the other games that can be done outdoors and says to the poor child: "Look at that beautiful swimming pool I have! It is very big; you don't have it because you are poor!" And the poor child says: "Beautiful, it is really beautiful! But one thing that you don't have." So the rich child feels bad. He says: "Wait, but I'm rich! How is it possible? I have everything I want because I'm rich. Why do you have something that I don't have?" And the poor child says: "I have cancer!"

People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.

Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

I'm not saying I'm ugly...

But when I'm watching porn, the hot, sexy women in my area always pop up and ask me if I'm rich.

Just give me my money (clap clap clap).

There are two types of faces:

The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.

Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.

Money means nothing to me. Ask me for it, you will get nothing.

Homeless person says to a rich person, "I'm homeless."

Rich person: "Then buy a house!"

Baller.

What's the difference between a dead body and a Lamborghini?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

If I had a coin for every time someone said, "If I had a coin," I'd still be living paycheck to paycheck.

Police officers hope you’re a criminal.

Doctors hope you get sick.

Mechanics hope you get car troubles.

But only thieves wish you prosperity.

Weird?

My syndrome may be down, but my money be up 😈.

What does Kylie Jenner feed her baby? Plastic MILK! LOL

Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.

Nah! You're so poor, you can't afford free stuff!

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.

"What do you give a man that has everything? Penicillin."

Lucifer's so broke he can't even afford air conditioning units.