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Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die.
What do orphans like to watch? Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Have you watched the show "Naked and Afraid"? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
I could have sworn while watching anime I saw an American Boeing B-29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.