Watch jokes
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts.
I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.
Memes
A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.
"Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man."
"After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!"
"Bonus, we can even watch a movie and still chat! Love you!
Which one do you want to watch? 😀"
Me: *watching TV*
Mom: Omg, no way, your dad is coming!
Me: Really?
Mom: Obviously not, he never loved or wanted you.
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
"Hold my beer, watch this."
If wishes were horses, Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches, I would wear one by my side.
And if if's and an's were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
Your mum is so fat, she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones.
Why does the Please Touch Museum sound like "police touch museum?"
Because they gotta watch out for the pedos.
What did the cow 🐄 watch? moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs.
There’s no hope.
What did one twin say to the other?
"Watch out for the plane!"
Yo mama so dumb, she put a watch in a piggybank and said she was saving time.
Why did the rapper wear a watch to the studio?
He wanted to make TIMELESS TRACKS.
I’m enyaw and I fancy my PE teacher. She is called Kelly Pearce and I go to Beckfoot Oakbank. I always watch her because I am a creep. I live at school under the stairs, but I also try [to] follow her home, and if I'm unsuccessful I look her up on a dodgy website and go on Google maps and look at her door.