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I could have sworn while watching anime I saw a American Boeing B- 29 Superfortress in the background dropping bombs!

Orphans around my area only watched Youtube Shorts. I asked them and then realized they can't click the home button.

ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones

What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)

It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG

me: "the villain has a point you know"

everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt

My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.

Should cishet people REALLY be watching ranboo?

Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die

What do orphans like to watch SpiderMan home comming

Have you watched the the show Naked and Afraid? Well, I play it every Saturday with my uncle.

You say Alex Jones I say Alex moans mmmmm I like that fat tasty big boy and his rolex watches mummy he turns me on

"Hold my beer, watch this."

me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.

Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀

Abracadabra! Alacuzam! See that woman? She’s now a man? After the man got some sun, I turned this banana into a gun! Now look! I now have your phone, Apple Watch, and your credit card!

A new feature that we are bringing to the Olympics is 3D viewing. So if you're watching the javelin, I would look away now.

What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

Little Johnny was in kindergarten and his teacher said, "okay everyone, Tomorrow you must come to school and recite the first three letters of the alphabet". Johnny didn't know the alphabet so he decided to ask his family. He walked in the kitchen to find his mom on the phone. He says, "Mamma, what's the first letter of the alphabet?" His mom doesn't notice him standing there and says, "If you don't shut the fuck up right now-" So he goes to find his brother watching TV and he says, "Tommy what's the Second letter of the alphabet?" His brother doesn't notice him and says, "I'm Batman". So He went to his Grandma who was knitting and says, "Grandma what's the third letter of the Alphabet?" The grandma then realizes she left her biscuits in the oven for too long and says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!" Satisfied with the answers given to him he thinks it over and goes to school the next morning. When his teacher come to Johnny she says, "Johnny what are the first three letters of the alphabet?" "If you don't shut the fuck up right now" - Johnny "Who do you think you are young man to talk to someone like me that way?" - teacher "I'm Batman" - Johnny The teacher whups his ass and little johnny says, "My biscuits are burning! My Biscuits are burning!"

Later that day he understands what happened and can't tell which was worse that he accidentally cussed to his teacher or that his family was ignoring him.