What an orphans least favorite show: family guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
You say Alex Jones I say Alex moans mmmmm I like that fat tasty big boy and his rolex watches mummy he turns me on
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his Grandmothers nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still waring them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching ranboo?
Why did the orphan cry? Because he was an orphan and he watched his parents die
If wishes were horses Beggars would ride: If turnips were watches I would wear one by my side. And if if’s and an’s were pots and pans, The tinker would never work!
me: watching tv mom: omg no way your dad is coming me: really mom: obviously not he never loved or wanted you.
Bonuse we can even watch a movie and sill chat! Love u! which one do u want to watch? 😀
What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?
When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.
What is the difference between me and Paul Walker? I’ve watched fast and furious seven
Being unemployed is like watching our president fall over himself on the stairs
there’s no hope.
Your mum is so fat she needs 3 different watches for 3 different time zones
What did the cow 🐄 watch moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooovies 😂🐄🖥