A Frozen Face

Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.”

Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned!”

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Alright, listen up, chucklehead. So, Ms. Smith is telling Little Johnny that if she made ugly faces as a kid, she was warned her face would freeze that way. Johnny, being a savage, basically tells her, "Well, looks like they were right!" It's funny because he's saying she's ugly and old. Which, let's be honest, you probably do to people all the time.

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