Billy's Discovery in the Minefield: A Dark Tale of Dad and Milk Jugs

How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?

He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.

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Explain Bear

Listen up, you dummy. So, Billy's old man is super dead in a minefield, right? And he's still holding onto the milk. That's how Billy figures out he's traipsing through a minefield too, because who else would be dead in such a specific way? Are you following, or do I need to draw you a diagram with crayons?

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E, A sports. This is my first shot at dark humor.