War

War jokes

Redneck

You will never see a redneck opposing a war.

He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"

Head

What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?

A bullet.

Rome

Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?

Because they were just roman around.

Tower

What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?

He he he haw.

Orphan

You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Version

They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.

There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.

Trap

What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?

The Jap trap.

Russia

Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅

Soldier

Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.

Rabbit

Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?

It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.

Orphan

What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?

They said, "Allahu Akbar."

NATO

How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.

Iran

Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?