How many times did Rob O'Neill shoot Bin Laden? 911 times.
What is the difference between Obama and Osama?
Osama didn't kill innocent civilians with missile strikes.
What sounds did the Ukraine people make in basketball? Ka-boom!
Osama bin Laden
Got like 2,997 kills, damn, that's a new record!
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...
Where did the children go after he stepped on the land mine?
There, there, over there, and over here too.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
Nah, I'm Hawaiian but I'm also Japanese. So does that mean I bombed my own harbor?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
ISIS recently brought out a new shampoo.
Head and Shoulders!
When you kill people in a war, it's perfectly fine, but when it's a school, everyone has a problem with it, wth.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What did the Army soldier say after he got his legs fixed?
Afgan-I-Stand.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
The terrorists got a killstreak of 2,996; they are popping off, bro.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
