You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
War Jokes
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Steel led to World War 2.
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
Iran? More like tin can, cause we’re going to kick their teeth in, am I right?
"Remember, switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading."
- Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Why is America so bad at Clash of Clans? Because we already lost two towers.
