War jokes
Anyone know about the war? It's not Russia we should hate, it's Putin that we should. 🙄🤪💅
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Gay people would suck at war.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Steel led to World War 2.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Ukraine will go puff.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?