War jokes
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
Memes
What did the Americans call the Battle of Midway after Pearl Harbor?
The Jap trap.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
Steel led to World War 2.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Where did Lucy go in the bombing... Everywhere.
Why was the Roman soldier kicked out of the army? Because he was "Romin" around during war.
How does Hitler tie his shoes?
Into little Nazis.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
Who is white, hairy, and rusty in the tree?
It's Rambo Rabbit with a big gun that was.
How do you become with NATO? Promise no more world wars by secretly performing military practices behind their back.
What do you call a kid with autism who saw Star Wars?
Chewbacca.