War jokes
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Because they already lost two towers.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
What did Paul Revere yell during a full moon?
The British are cumming! The British are cumming!
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
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Iran: We can beat the USA.
Japan: You do realize we beat him in Battleship, and he dropped the sun on us.
Iran: So?
Japan: Twice!
Why are there no fat people in Japan?
Last time they had a "Fat Man," 80,000 people died.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Gay people would suck at war.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
What first went through Sally’s head when the Nazis came?
A bullet.
What did Osama say after knocking over the Twin Towers?
He he he haw.
Why did the Carthaginian say Rome lost the war?
Because they were just roman around.
What do you call a monkey in a mine field?
BaBOOM!
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
You will never see a redneck opposing a war.
He will instead say, "Wait, I get to kill people and it's not illegal? And they're foreigners?"
It's not a war crime if no one's alive to report it.
It's not a hate crime if you don't hate the person.
Steel led to World War 2.
You can get into a fight with an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?