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Want jokes

Grandpa

    • I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

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    • Anus

    • What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

    "Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

    I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

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    • Want memes

    Hand

    • There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

    Pinata

    • Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

    Fruitcake

    • The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.

    And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"

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    • Pill

    • Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

    So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

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    • Child

    • My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

    If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.