Want jokes

I want a relationship.

*Masturbates*

I don't want a relationship.

What did the poo say when it fell out of your bum?

"Your anus looks like my mum's bedsheet which is smelly and covered in poo."

I also just wanted to add that a Goonie's anus looks like my nan's mouth.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.

5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Why do orphans play GTA 5?

To get wanted!

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?

To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.

Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.

I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.

I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.

All people are invited!

We have a lot! Enjoy!

Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.

Like this post and comment down below if you want me to announce my real name in my next post!

Q: The person who makes it doesn't say what it is.

The person who receives it doesn't know what it is.

The person who knows what it is doesn't want it.

What am I?

A: A baby.

Why was the dog staying in the shade?

Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!

Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

"Knock knock!"

"Who's there?"

"Baby!"

"Baby who?"

"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"

"No thanks, I already ate."

I once had a patient who wanted to change his species.

I'll tell you, he was unBEARable.