Want jokes

Why can't an orphan be a criminal?

Because they aren't wanted.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."

A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Why did the ocean wave?

It wanted to say "Hi Tide."

Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!

Why can't orphans get five stars in GTA? Because they weren't wanted.

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because he wanted to get to the other side.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.