Want jokes

Why did the boy study for his math test in a tree?

'Cause he wanted higher grades.

Want to save 50% on your Chinese?

Just ask before you pay.

Why do orphans go to church?

Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.

Girls are like blackjack.

I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.

Why did God create women before men?

He didn’t want any advice on how to do it.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

My girlfriend really wants me to get her pregnant so she would have a father figure in her life for once.

I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.

Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I wanted my first time to be special.

Yesterday I saw an orphan kid playing GTA and told him he can't get 5 stars because he ain't wanted.

Want to know how a joke becomes a dad joke? Just wait for it to leave you and never come back.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner?

They wanted some family time.

Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?