Want jokes
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why did the girl bring the ladder to school? Because she wanted to go to high school.
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Where do mermaids get a job?
At the kelp wanted station.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
Hello Watersharky, I am Koge.
I see your songs and want to be your agent. Please write back about this offer. Thank you.
I done a thing where we have chat hangouts with people that like Gwen or just want to hang out, do stuff.
All people are invited!
We have a lot! Enjoy!
Hey, you person who's scrolling, please leave your HONEST opinion on life. Do you think "life sucks" or "eh, it's okay," etc.? It can be short; if you don't want to, then that's okay.
5 4 3 2 1. I love the huge bright sun. 5 4 3 2 1. My life has just begun. Though Akeld and Unkown, make me feel alone, they want be dead, and off with my head, and all I said was... NO FRICKIN' HATIN' IN THESE COMMENTS! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Why do orphans play GTA 5?
To get wanted!
It's quite ironic that people tell you "Happy Birthday," then they want to give you a spanking.
Why did Jimmy throw his clock out the window? Because he wanted to see time fly.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
Why was the dog staying in the shade?
Because it didn't want to be a hot dog!
Girls are like blackjack.
I always want 21 but end up hitting on 14.
Why do orphans go to church?
Not because they are religious, because they want someone to call father.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA? They aren't wanted!