Want jokes

Why do emos hang themselves? Because no one wants to hang around them.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.

The tree left him hanging though.

Why did the orphan become a criminal?

Because he wanted to actually be wanted.

Wanted to go to the zoo, it was too packed, so I went to KFC instead. Their monkey enclosure is better anyway.

Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.

Why do orphans become criminals?

So they can become wanted for once.

My parents told me that I should go hang with my friends and get out of the house.

So I called some of my friends and told them to meet me in the school yard. One said, "What tree?"

I replied, "You’ll know when you get here!"

My parents never said how they wanted us to hangout.

What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?

At least outlaws are wanted.

Want to hear a maze joke?

Never mind, too corny.

"I wish I was either Christmas lights or a mistletoe."

"Why?"

"Because I want to hang!"

I took my sister and cousin to a sleepover with lil Diddy, who my dad's friend has connections with.

I think the experience went fine, but they were traumatized. We got what we wanted.

What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage?

In a dog pound, people actually want them.

My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.

If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.

Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.

Today I was asked what I wanted to be, and I said I wanted to be a pinata because I want to be hanged.

Hitler only wanted peace.

A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.

Why do orphans like stealing things?

They wanted to have company.

Do you want to know my motto when I’m bored?

Punch an orphan, who is he going to tell, his mom?