Want jokes
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Memes
Remember when Calvin wanted to commit a school shooting?
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner is wanted!
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.