Want jokes

I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.

What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?

Suicide.

Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.

Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.

Jesus saved me from eternal fate, but I didn't want to get saved. I was about to fight Satan on Final Destination before facing and kicking God's ass.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?

So they will be wanted.

What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?

The prisoner is wanted!

Why do orphans play GTA?

They want to be wanted.

Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.

Why do orphans not build houses in Minecraft? Because they want it to be realistic.

I want your cock in my rock bottom.

What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?

One is wanted.

What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?

If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.