Want jokes
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Memes
Shorse
What is similar between Hitler and Trump?
They both want to keep races out.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Die.
Die who?
Me, I want to die.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
She really wanted a boner.
Kid: I want to be Batman.
Okay, when he gets home, his parents are dead.
Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Why can't Columbus be offered a professional football team?
Because then Cincinnati would want one too.
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
I was digging in my backyard and found a chest of coins. I wanted to run inside and tell my wife. Then I remembered why I was digging in the backyard.