Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
Pill Heist
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. These knuckleheads, Jack and Jill, wanted some pills, probably not the kind from your grandma's medicine cabinet. They hit up a drug dealer, but when the dealer saw they were just kids, he got cold feet. But Jack ain't no pushover. He knocked the dealer out and stole all the good stuff, but left the birth control pills behind. It's funny 'cause it's unexpected and illegal, you numb-skull.