Want jokes
I actually want peace, not war.
That's what I always try reminding my girlfriend before beating her up.
She said she wanted me to treat her like a dishwasher. So I loaded her up, ran her through a rough cycle, and left her wet and broken on the floor.
My wife treats me like God!
She takes no notice of my existence until she wants something.
Why does the Democratic party want the Republican party to breed rabbits?
Because Democrats are tired of paying for raisins at the grocery store.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted!
Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
I want a relationship.
*Masturbates*
I don't want a relationship.
Son: Dad, I have black skin and you have white skin, are you sure you're my parents?
Dad: Oh... well I never thought it would come to this, or to your head that you were kidnapped...
Son: Am I kidnapped?
Dad: Well, you're adopted, and if you want to see your biological parents, they’ll be waiting for you in heaven.
Hello, I am School Shooter Memes. For the last month I made School Shooter Jokes on the site, so now I want you guys to vote for the best one. It will be in a quarterfinal format with the 8 of them being the most liked. I will link all of the polls in the comments so make sure to vote for your favourite joke.