Want jokes
A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”
If anyone ever makes a time machine, please make a bunker for Hitler/the Nazis and send them to 2050. I want to see who would die first, future us or them.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.
Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.
Memes
Skeletor tips
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Want to know what I do in my freetime?
Punch an orphan, cuz what are they going to do, tell their mom?
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
The criminal is wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.