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Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
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Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he/she wanted to be wanted!
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
If an orphan wants food, who does it? No one. Everybody just watches him starve because they couldn't find his parents.
Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*
Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”
Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”
Teacher: “Why?”
Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”
What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.
What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?
One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb?
It only takes one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to want to change.
Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”
In a Catholic school cafeteria, a nun places a note in front of a pile of apples, "Only take one. God is watching." Further down the line is a pile of cookies. A little boy makes his own note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."
I asked a person in a wheelchair if they wanted to fight. All I had to do is say, "Stand up!"
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.