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Hey, I just want to give a round of applause to Shooter McFly, single-handedly keeping the jokes section alive. Unappreciated, well, Shooter, one person here appreciates you, at least.

A teacher wanted to teach her students about self-esteem, so she asked anyone who thought they were stupid to stand up. One kid stood up, and the teacher was surprised. She didn’t think anyone would stand up, so she asked him, “Why did you stand up?” He answered, “I didn’t want to leave you standing up by yourself.”

What's the difference between an orphan and a criminal?

The criminal is wanted.

Why did the Titanic sink? It's because they didn't want the icebergs' candy.

What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?

Cause they want to become Super Man.

*P.O.V orphan wanting to go on school trip/camp*

Teacher: “Can I have your parent's signature? It isn’t filled out.”

Orphan: “Um yeah.... That’s gonna be hard....”

Teacher: “Why?”

Orphan: “I just have to find them first....”

Why can’t an orphan get arrested?

Because they're not wanted.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.

Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.

So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.

The next day I saw a dead orphan.

Why did Michael Jackson divorce LMP? She didn't want to give him kids.

Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.

Joseph Jackson wants Michael's kids to tour as the Jackson 3.

Two flies were playing football in a saucer. One tells the other, “You’ll need more practice if you want to play in the cup!”

Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.

What do jokes serve for dessert?

What do you call an injured person who doesn't want to play a game with you? A sore loser.

Why do orphans play GTA?

Because they need to know what it’s like to be wanted.

Why can’t orphans play GTA and get five stars? Because they’re not wanted!

What do a school shooter and a person with gum have in common?

One's the pull it out everyone wants to be their friend.

My teacher started talking about houses, then I said I don't want that informansion.