Want

Want jokes

Orphan

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

Brothel

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Memes

Pirate

Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?

Because he was standing on the deck!

M M

Why did the M&M go to school?

Because it wanted to be a Smartie!

Cowboy

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Turtle

Why was the turtle looking at her phone?

She wanted to take a shellfie.

Child

My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.

If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Robot

Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?

Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.

Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.

Gift

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Orphan

Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.

Family

Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?

A: Because they were a racquet!