Want jokes
What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?
When he is wanted!
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Memes
when you want happiness on your feet
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Dad: Son, do you want to play Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots?
Son: Sure, let me get it from the closet.
Dad: No, bring your sisters. Just like the game, they can’t move their legs.
Rizz.
Are you a dinosaur? Because I want to blow you up.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!