Want jokes
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Memes
water puppy
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.