Want jokes

I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.

My friend wants to do martial arts, but he's disabled, so I guess it’s partial arts.

Are you a knife? Because I want you.

Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.

Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?

Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.

What is the best feeling for an orphan when he plays Grand Theft Auto?

When he is wanted!

I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.

I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

Why are orphans so good at GTA?

Because they're not wanted.

I wanted to open a brothel in the monastery, but the slogan: "Fist some Christs" was, unfortunately, not so well received.

Why do orphans play GTA so much?

Because they can be wanted for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

My wife and I just decided we don't want to have children.

So if anyone wants them, our contact information is below.

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.

ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG

Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.

Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.

Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.

I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.

Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.

What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?

Serial killers are wanted.

Why does the orphan do robberies?

Because he wants to be wanted.

Why do orphans commit crimes?

To be wanted.