Want jokes
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
I asked the orphan if he wanted to watch all the Tom Holland Spider-Man movies with me, and he started crying.
I wish I was a toe because I want to be banged all day.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they can’t be wanted.
Why did the orphan play GTA? So he could get wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA? To get wanted.
ROBERT LEWANDISNEY SONG
Give me freedom. Give me fire. Give me contract, Or I retire.
Jog all day, Out of UCL now. FC Barcelona, I need you now.
Villarreal defenders, They surround me. Big submarines, All around me.
I get upset. Call my agent. I want money. I’m impatient.
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
What is the difference between orphans and serial killers?
Serial killers are wanted.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
Why do orphans play GTA?
'Cause they're actually wanted.
Why does a straight guy act gay? Because he wants to feel wanted and wants to be BFFs with the hottest girls.
Why did the M&M go to school?
Because it wanted to be a Smartie!
Why does the orphan do robberies?
Because he wants to be wanted.
Why didn't the pirate want to play cards?
Because he was standing on the deck!
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!
Q: Why did the family want to move out while the neighbors were playing tennis?
A: Because they were a racquet!
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
Why was the turtle looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
My wife and I have reached the decision that we do not want children.
If anyone does, please comment your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.