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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?
Because he wanted to win no-bell prize!
Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?
Everybody knows nothing.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.
I want my first time to be special.
Why was the orphan kid bad at school? Because he wanted a phone call home.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
To be wanted.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.
Kid starts short-coming people in school. Teacher asks, "Why are you doing that?"
He responds, "I wanted to paint the walls red for Christmas!"
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
So, two kids argued and insulted each other.
KID 1: "Your dad left because he didn't want you, so why don't you kill yourself?"
KID 2: "Well, your dad already killed himself because he didn't want you."
Yo mama's so ugly, and her voice is so loud that The X Factor doesn't want or need her to show up to the performances when she sings.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
To start, I'm a big fella in size.
I saw a skinny guy act like Santa, so I went over to him. "You can't pull that off," I said. He said, "Then you try it." He gave me the Santa suit, and I dressed up. He walked by and saw me with 45 kids in line to sit on my lap and tell me what they wanted for Christmas.
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