Why can't an orphan get 5 stars in GTA? Because they are not wanted.
Orphan GTA Star Rating Humorously Explained
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Listen up, dumb dumb. You probably don't even know what GTA is. It's a game where you can get "stars" for doing bad things. The joke is that orphans are "not wanted," playing on the double meaning of the word.