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Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
What do you call a Pokémon that wants to be a police officer?
Magic-cop!
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
I only wanted to ruin the 69 jokes.
Want to hear a joke? Just look in the mirror!
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Why did the orphan commit a bank robbery?
So he could be wanted.
My friend: I want to cut myself.
Me: No, don’t do that. *hands lighter* Do this instead.
Why do orphans have criminal records?
So they can be wanted.
I went to the dam to take the dam tour, but the dam tour guide told me there wasn't going to be a dam tour that day. So I was thirsty and I wanted some dam water, but the dam man wouldn't give me any dam water, so I told the dam man to keep his dam water.
A blind man walks into a woman's bar and asks the person next to him if she would like to hear a blonde joke. The woman says, "Before you tell your joke, you should know the bartender is blonde and has a shotgun, the bouncer is blonde and has a baseball bat, the two playing music are blonde and have pistols. Do you still want to tell that joke, cowboy?" He thought for a second and said, "Not if I have to explain it five times."
Why do orphans commit crimes?
To be wanted.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
Three Vulcans walk into a bar.
The bartender asks the first Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The first Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks the second Vulcan, "Y'all want a drink?" The second Vulcan says, "I don't know."
The bartender asks Spock, "Y'all want a drink?" Spock says, "Yes."
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
A man had moved to a new country with his dog and with basic understanding of the language. One day he heard people talking about a place for dogs, so he took his dog there, telling them he wanted his dog to be groomed.
The man behind the counter responded with "yes happy dog, come back in little hours." So the man left and came back a couple hours later. When he asked about his dog, he was given a box of jerky. He found out "Happy Dog" was the name of the place where dogs become food.
This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
This is a Cuphead joke.
Why did the clown drive over the cup? Cuz he wanted to CRACK him up!
When I see your face, there's one thing I want to change.
The direction I'm looking.
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted! 🐄
I wasn't gonna tell another Epstein joke but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.