Want jokes
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
"Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!" She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
Memes
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"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
Mom: I'm getting you a dog!
Me: OMG REALLY?!
Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?
Me:...
Me: Bitch, please.
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.