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My gay ass: I want to find Jesus.
Religious mom: FINALLY!
Me: Grabs a noose.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
I was in a motivational seminar about depression the other day, and she said I could be anything I wanted to be if I put my mind to it. Sometimes you just have to bite the bullet and do it, even if it's messy.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
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This emo kid wanted to join a group of emos, but he didn't make the cut.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
I wanted another piece of pizza... but she said I could only have One Piece.
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
The most powerful thing in the world is babies. This is because they cry and get what every they want.
My ex-boyfriend threatened to kill me because I was suicidal.
I wanted to tell him, "Well, can we get what we both want?" I was already planning on dying anyway.
Me: Mom, the weight scale wants your weight, not your phone number!
Someone: PLEASE EAT! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!
Me: *Trying to remember how long it would take me to die of starvation because I've already googled it and given up because it takes too long.*
Me: Na, yeah, I still have 19 days left.
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.
He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.