Want jokes
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
If you want KFC, pour water on a poor person outside our restaurant and film it.
My friend asked me if I wanted to hang out by the tree later. I said, "Yeah, I was gonna hang there."
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
Do you want to buy my Hoover?
I mean... it's just collecting dust.
In his dream, some people gave the Hodja nine gold coins, but Hodja wanted ten. So he refused them. Suddenly, he awoke and saw that his hands were empty. So, he quickly closed his eyes again and said, "It's okay, I'll take the nine coins."
Why does a Mexican want to learn math?
To study perimeter.
A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.
The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."
The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."
There are two siblings, a little brother and a big brother. Now, the big brother had a girlfriend, and one night they decided to go and have sex. So, the bigger brother goes to pick up his girlfriend one night and take her home. So they get to the bigger brother's house and walk into his room. Now the two siblings shared the room, and they had bunk beds. When they walked in the room, they saw the little brother asleep in the bottom bunk, so they went up to the top bunk to have sex. The big brother says, "Whenever you feel good, say 'lettuce,' and whenever you want to switch positions say 'tomato'." The girl constantly is saying "lettuce, tomato," and then the little brother wakes up. He quietly remarks, "Can you guys stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over me."
Q. Why did the orphan rob a bank?
A. To feel wanted for the first fucking time.
Boobs are like batteries...
AA will get the job done...
C is bigger than AA...
D is bigger that C...
...and if they're square, you don't want to put your tongue on them!
My cousin is in a wheelchair and wanted to battle.
So I went up a step and said, "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!"
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
To be wanted.
Why can’t orphans play GTA?
Because they are not wanted.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why was the dog stealing shingles?
He wanted to be a woofer.
You want to know the bad thing? Only 5 out of 6 people like Russian roulette.