Want jokes
There were three men in a car: the driver, a homeless man, and a rapper. The driver takes them to the woods and says, "I'm not really a cab driver, I'm a wanted killer." The homeless man says, "I'm not really homeless," and pulls out a chain. The rapper says, "If we're gonna be completely honest, I'm not a rapper, I'm a cop!"
How do we get a butt? God made us like that, and we can't change it. If you wanted to, you have to die <:
Why do orphans like stealing things?
They wanted to have company.
The orphan wanted to call home sick, but there was no one.
The orphan went to school to have food, but there was no money in his account.
Aunt: On the internet, buying weight loss pills for 15 dollars.
Niece: I found that show on Netflix that you wanted to watch. It's 3 dollars to watch.
Aunt: I'm not paying for that shit.
Niece: Yet you sit there and buy weight loss pills.
Want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it’s too terrible.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
Why did the baby cross the road? Because he wanted to die.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
"The only way I'd want to be reincarnated is if I can be reincarnated as a man," said the young woman.
"Why?" said her friend.
"Oh, I don't know, just men are so cool,"
"Is that the only reason?" said her friend.
"Maybe........" said the young woman. "Maybe."
Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? Because he was feeling bonely.
Want to see a funny joke? Look in the mirror.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
"I don't want to go on my at-home history."
- My friend, anon 2019.
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.