The Orphan's Bank Robbery

Alright, listen up, you knucklehead. You see, an orphan is someone who doesn't have any parents. That's a real bummer, right? So this poor kid robs a bank, not for the money, but because they're so lonely, that they just want people to notice them. It's a sad kind of funny, like when you try to do a cartwheel and fall on your face. Now go think about that.