Are you a keyboard, cause I wanna tap you all night long
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing? Me: Sure.. ( Expecting a completely different response than what I get. ) Sister: Nvm, they have no difference. Me: * Confused * Sister: They're both horrible.
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and dont know many people
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Wanna know why the plane actually crashed? Someone turned of flight mode.
(Or a kid just turned on airaplane mode.
noose:" hey man, wanna hang out?" corpse:"sorry man, im dead inside."
are u feeling down cos i wanna feel u up
Wanna come hang out with me?
I'm bored someone wanna chat?
who wanna be my boyfriend
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor
She does not wanna fuck you and she don’t need u clapping them cheeks
wanna hear a construction joke. nah i'm still working on it.
Wanna hear a joke ? Yeah .... What's the joke.? I said it already
One way to not pick up girl is to say, “are you an American school because I wanna shoot kids into you.” I tried it on a girl and she is now terrified to come near me.
How was I supposed to know she was already pregnant?
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call black person neighbor
You really thought n****r
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
Wanna see my pp again
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tryed to fight me so i said: IF you wanna fight me ill run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs ill already be down the stairs waiting and he started crying
me: breath right now if u wanna date me
