Wanna jokes
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Oh, you wanna die? I wanna die too!
Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?
Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.
I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
Wanna see a joke I found? *shows mirror*
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke weed.
Jack and Jill got high, and Jack ripped Jill's clothes right off her. Then Jill ripped Jack's clothes off. Jack, when they were fully naked, they started to kiss, but Jack stopped. Jill said, "I know you wanna." Jack said, "No," but Jill jumped on that candy stick anyway. Jack gave in to Jill.
Jill got off, then let Jack suck her candy stick. Jill sucked on Jack's candy stick.
There was a boy in the gym who was in his late teens. He was sitting at the dumbbells tables, but he wasn't lifting. He instead, sat up and was ripping something up.
The manager then walked over to him and asked, "You're hogging the dumbbells, dude! What are you even doing?" The boy hesitated, then said, "Getting ripped, wanna join me?" as he held up stacks of blank paper. The man silently sat on the table with him and grabbed some papers. "Why not?" he finally said.
What word starts with n and ends with r and you wouldn’t wanna call a Black person?
You really thought n****r, didn't you?
Wanna play dolls?
I can be Ken, and you can be the box I come in.
She does not wanna fuck you, and she don’t need you clapping them cheeks.
Wanna hear a construction joke?
Nah, I'm still working on it.
Me: Breathe right now if you wanna date me.
My friend in a wheelchair is autistic and tried to fight me, so I said: "If you wanna fight me, I'll run up the stairs, and by the time you get up the stairs, I'll already be down the stairs waiting," and he started crying.
Wanna come hang out with me?
Noose: "Hey man, wanna hang out?"
Corpse: "Sorry man, I'm dead inside."
Anyone wanna chat? I'm new and don't know many people.
Sister: Wanna know the difference between your singing and your flute playing?
Me: Sure... (Expecting a completely different response than what I get.)
Sister: Nvm, they have no difference.
Me: *Confused*
Sister: They're both horrible.
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.