Wanna jokes

Sexy hot girls with two booooobs. I should say I wanna suck them.

A boi found a magic vase and a genie came out and told him he had one wish. The boy said, "I wanna be like Batman." The genie said, "OK, your wish is granted."

The boy came home later that day and his parents were dead.

Are you a toaster? 'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.

Are you a knife? 'Cause you make me wanna KMS.

Are you a painting? 'Cause I hang you.

Are you the flu? 'Cause you make me wanna hurl.

Are you a newspaper? 'Cause you have new problems every day.

Are you the ground? 'Cause I'm six feet deep in you ;)

Little Johnny was walking on the street alone one day and saw a robber. Little Johnny says to him "Give the mother fucking broken ass piece of shit back!"

To which the robber says "FUCK YOU! I don't wanna."

Little Johnny calls the police and says "A robber is stealing a broken ass piece of shit purse."

The police said "How old are you?"

Little Johnny then hangs up the phone.

What is the difference between a pornstar and a mosquito?

No one stops sucking.

Say yes if you wanna fuck.

I wanna die cos I lost my horse on Minecraft.

Q: Wanna see something funny?

A: Sure.

*bomb Florida*

My dick is hard as a rock, anyone wanna fuck?

All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.

At school I am always called emo.

Little did they know that emos are wannabe goths.

To anyone who wants to be my friend:

Hello.

Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!

Alex <3

Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?

Ariana

Hey woah man, and Alya how are you guys? Oh and hbu jk master? How is life right now? Is it hard? You wanna talk?

Hey Abygail ;) can we talk? I just wanna say that you prob are sexy :)

Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?

A: Just kitten!

Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.

Are you a bull, because I wanna ride you like a rodeo.

You wanna know the difference between a rake and your mom? The rake is actually useful.

Kid says, “Are you a soldier?”

Soldier says, “Mhm.”

Kid says, “I wanna be a soldier someday.”

Soldier says, “Really?”

The kid says, “Yeah, but father says I don’t have the balls to be a soldier, but he’s right. I’m a FUCKING PRETTY PRETTY PRINCESS!!!"

Wanna hear a joke?

Police brutality.