Home Alone

  • Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

    Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause the orphan is making a dark joke about how he's "home alone" all the time, just like the kid in the movie "Home Alone." Get it? You're about as sharp as a marble, so I hope that clears things up for you.

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  • Comments (2)

  • Awww how sad...

    Gwen, wtf, thought you were on my side! anyway, I simp for you, so fuck orphans!

    Nosy Perch

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