Vs jokes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and an erection? I don't have a Lamborghini.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
What is the difference between a washing machine and a hooker?
I can put a load in the washing machine without it following me.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Fake emo: when I’m sad, I cut myself.
Real emo: same.
Fake emo: another piece of cake.
What's the difference between a pool and a toddler?
One doesn't scream when you go in dry ;)
What's the difference between child abuse and abandonment?
The abused ones are forced to listen while being abused, while abandoned kids cry because they don't have parents anymore.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
What’s the difference between a mountain and your girl?
At least the mountain has two hills.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
Hey, cobalt can't. But tin can ;)
Why is it called scissoring and not lip-syncing?
What is the difference between the National Organization For Carpet Munchers and the National Organization For Women?
The National Organization For Women has more experience in being a carpet muncher because they eat more pussy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Q: An apple gets picked.