Vs jokes
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Vote Biden or Trump, I like neither, but I want to know what the world would say. (Don't judge other people.)
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.
What is the difference between a man peering through the key hole and a woman in the bath?
One is rude and nosy; the other is rude and nosy.
What's the difference between an emo and a prisoner?
The prisoner.
What is the difference between a magic house 🏠 and a human?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, but a human cannot fly.
What's the difference between a black dad and a boomerang? A boomerang comes back.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What is the difference between a lesbian and a female prostitute?
If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
Why can't science be combined with religion?
Because science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
What’s the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
"I'd rather go through the pain of childbirth again than let you drill in my mouth," the woman told her dentist.
He replied, "Well, please make up your mind so I can adjust my chair."
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What is the difference between a human and a human rights act and a walk home and walk walk home from home and walk walk home and a wheelchair to wheelchair and wheelchair to wheelchair for wheelchair home night time to a home was fun at home night was the day I had dinner is it fun for me I was going to be a walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from school and walk walk home from home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home night time?
How are babies and the elderly similar?
They are both fun to throw out of moving cars.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
What's the difference between Mark Zuckerberg and a lizard?
There is no difference.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.