Vs jokes
What's the difference between a brand new Oldsmobile and a brand new Raping?
...Rape.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
I hate double standards. If you burn a body at a crematorium, you're doing a good job. If you burn a body at home, you're destroying evidence.
What is the difference between a school 🏫 and a human?
A human can walk, and a school 🏫 cannot walk.
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Dogs are better relationship partners than you. Wanna know why? They're loyal, patient, love unconditionally, smart. Traits you clearly lack, you cheating ass bitch.
Why was 10 scared?
Because 9/11 came flying in.
School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a baby? The baby is still alive.
What's the difference between a porn star and a mosquito?
One stops sucking when you smack it.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What is the difference between a dwarf and a midget?
Very little.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
At least someone chose Pikachu.
What do a Make-A-Wish kid and mosquitoes have in common?
They both got a 10% survival rate...
A bomb is like a baby; when you drop it, everyone screams.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.