Pikachu vs. Orphan

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark...like your future if you keep asking me dumb questions. The joke is about orphans, who, as you might not know since your brain is the size of a pea, don't have parents. The punchline is that even though orphans are abandoned, at least someone chose Pikachu. Pikachu, for you dummies out there, is a cute electric mouse from Pokemon. It's savage because it implies being an orphan is worse than being an unchosen Pokemon. Ouch.