Vs jokes
Here in IHOP, we serve pancakes, not pie cakes. If so, we can always bring in a chart that will power the customer. His smile will remain at its current form, and police surely resisted when I said the word "surely."
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What's the difference between someone with dystonia and someone with misophonia?
One makes the annoying noises, while the other hates the annoying noises.
"I heard a noise in the basement! I'm gonna go to my friend's house and play Minecraft with him until the noise I heard goes away."
"I heard a noise in the basement. I'm gonna go down there with a bazooka and thirty thousand rounds of pistol ammo and fifty thousand pistols."
Said no horror movie character ever.
And also GTA logic.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
What's the difference between a parachute and a coffin?
One brings you safely to the ground, and the other is a last resort when you've already hit it.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house to get to a tree and a house to get to the earth to get home 🏡? Day today I have to get my kids and oooooo.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What's the difference between cancer and my dad?
Cancer is still here. 😂😂😅😅😐😐😪😪😥😥😭😭
If you cut off your head, you can't breathe.
You also can't breathe if you die.
So why isn't it debreathiation?
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Uranus is larger than Neptune, but Neptune is more massive/heavier. (Fact not joke, also Neptune, don't kill me!)
What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?
One wags its tail, and the other tags a whale!
What's the difference between Axne and a priest??
One waits till you're 13 to come on your face.
What's the difference between a dick and a cannon?
Your dick shots longer.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.