Vs jokes
What's the difference between an egg and a good wank?
You can beat an egg.
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between a tree and walking home from a wheelchair?
What's the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?
Refrigerators don't queef when you pull your meat out.
What’s the difference between a child and someone who has been kidnapped?
One of them is a domesticated pet.
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snow lady?
Snowballs!
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What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
What's the difference between football and rape? Women don't like football.
What's the difference between dementia and a strawberry?
I don't know. I forgot.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
What’s the difference between a violin and a viola?
The viola burns longer.
What is the difference between a tree 🌳 and a car 🚘?
A car can drive and a tree cannot drive.