Vs jokes
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.
Pewdiepie: I am the best YouTuber ever!
T-Series: Go away you f***!
What is the difference between Fortnite and PUBG?
I don't know.
What do tofu and a dildo have in common? They are both meat substitutes.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
What is the difference between a human being and a tree?
A human can walk and a tree cannot walk.
What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?
A rooster clucks defiance!
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding finances.)
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
MISSING MISSING!!! 😢😢
NAME: PRUNO PENANDES 👍🤝
MISSING: 27/6/21 VS BELGIUM 🤔🤔
LAST SEEN: DIVING AT OLD TRAFFORD, CRYING TO REFEREES🤬😿
POSSIBLE LOCATIONS: PENALTY SPOT🥅
"GIVE ME PENALTY”🤬🤬
"I ONLY STATPAD AGAINST FARMERS MY FRIEND"😁😁
What is the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between the microphone and Bambi?
One is a Welsh idea, the other's a well shy deer.
What's the difference between a boomerang and my dad?
My dad came back!
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.