Vs jokes
What do boobs and toys have in common?
Kids end up playing with toys, but adults end up playing with boobs.
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
What is the difference between human rights and the rights of a human being in?
Earth is smaller than Uranus, wth?
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What do your girlfriend and a pool have in common? They both cost a lot of money for the amount of time you’re inside them.
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What is the difference between a human and a house? A human can walk, and a house cannot walk.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One's actually picked.
Boys are like minis.
Girls are like big pots.
Minis always come first. Don't think about sex boys, be men.
If I wanted to kill myself, I'd climb your ego and jump to your IQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What similarities do peeping Toms and spies share?
They both see things they shouldn't.
What's the difference between Adolf Hitler and Usain Bolt?
Usain Bolt finished the races.
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.