Vs jokes
NASA recently found evidence of water on Mars... Mars 1, Africa 0.
What do people have that orphans don't? A family.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
What is the difference between an egg and a wank? You can beat an egg, but you can't beat your...
What's the difference between fathers and hurricanes?
Nothing. They both destroy families and then leave for a couple of years.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What's the difference between a child and a cancer diagnosis? At least the cancer grows up and leaves eventually.
What's the difference between the 44 out of the 45 people who died in the Yaroslavl crash and the nine people who died in the helicopter crash?
Only one was ever famous. Vasicek and Kobe Bryant were the champions.
What’s the difference between milk and the air?
At least the air will always be there for me.
So if I drink alcohol, you're an alcoholic. But if I drink Fanta, I’m fantastic.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What’s the difference between a woman that doesn’t belong in the kitchen and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot is real.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
What's the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and savior Jesus Christ?
One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldn't work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and savior Jesus Christ.