Vs jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple has a family tree.
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
Why did the cheetah always cheetah against the lion?
Because she knew the lion was always lion.
Me always be like on a weekend :
What is the difference between Princess Diana and my laptop?
When my laptop crashes, I give a s**t.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Really gotta love all the morons who, instead of sharing irreverent dark jokes, say the stupidest shit pertaining to Christianism.
What do an orphan's parents and the Predator have in common?
They are both invisible.
What's the difference between a white woman and a tornado siren?
The tornado siren doesn't get raped.
What's the difference between an orphan and a second-hand book?
The second-hand book was loved once.
I: "Get a boomerang."
Type: "Why?"
Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."
What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dew?
One goes up and one goes down.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Why did the Titanic and the iceberg hate each other?
Because the Titanic hit it.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it, and the stoner waits for it to turn green!