Apple vs. Orphan: A Grim Comparison

Listen up, you soft-headed chucklehead! You really need this explained? So, an apple is something that people pick, like from a tree. An orphan is a kid with no parents, and the joke is about how nobody "picks" them, which is, like, super sad and that is why it's dark and horrible, and you should feel bad for laughing, but also, it's kinda funny 'cause it's so messed up.