Vs jokes
What’s something you can say about vacation, but not about your girlfriend?
Next time I’m bringing all my friends.
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
Snow balls.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie? He can’t walkie or talkie.
Yo mama is so fat that Thanos had to snap his fingers twice to get her out of existence.
What's the difference between a battery and my wife? The battery has a positive side.
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
MISSING!! MISSING!! ⚠️⚠️
Name: Kylian Fraudbappe Missing: 28/6/2021 vs Switzerland Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".
Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parc des Princes, Paris.
Last seen: Manuel Akanji’s back pocket.
What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a zit?
A zit will wait until you’re twelve before it comes on your face.
Ads? More like bads.
What's the difference between humans and trash cans? One's actually useful.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Without Ronaldo, United would have been: - Eliminated from the UCL in groups! - 13th in the league!
Without Messi, PSG would have been: - Still 1st in the league. - Better chance at beating RM in the UCL.
Who's supposed to be the goat?
What is the difference between a flower and an orphan?
A flower gets picked.
What's the difference between a baby and a mansion?
I've never seen the inside of a mansion.
What is the difference between a retard and a zombie anyway?
They’re always hungry and shuffle around aimlessly, moaning... Oh, and it takes a bullet in the forehead to put them both down.
Uh!!!
What’s the difference between a fetus and a woman?
A fetus has more rights.
What's the difference between the woods and a hooker?
Some hookers have passions for nature. Other hookers will Kill ThEIR Tricks for payback!!!!!!
The warden is stronger than the ender dragon, but WHY IS IT NOT A BOSS?
(Doesn't have boss bar.)
What is the difference between a school bully and a feminist?
The school bully does not hide behind their computer screen.