Vs jokes
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Want to know the difference between an orphan and a flower??
Flowers get picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between a pregnant one and a light bulb?
One you can unscrew.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What's the difference between a baby and a salad?
I'm not in jail for tossing a salad.
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What's the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What’s the difference in an apple and an orphan?
One actually gets picked.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common? A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking, then you lose your house.
Q: Why do women only use their lefts?
A: Because they don't have any rights.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Ask an orphan this: "What's the difference between cancer and your dad? Cancer comes back!"
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer; the other one is just an orphan.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
What’s the difference between a pile of babies and a Tesla?
I don’t have a Tesla in my garage.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.