Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a hot potato and a flying pig?
One’s a heated yam, and the other’s a YEATED HAM!
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
What's the difference between anal rape and a microwave?
A microwave won't brown your meat.
What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The fridge don't fart when you take your meat out.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer? The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common? They both used their brains to paint the walls.
Q. What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid? A. One has a functioning neck.
Ads? More like bads.
An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between anal and oral sex?
Oral sex makes your whole day. Anal sex makes your hole weak.
What's the different between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? Both of them can't stand up.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What’s the difference between an emo and grass? The grass doesn’t cut itself :D
What's the difference between a cat and a human? About 500 bullets.