Vs jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
What do you call a Muslim in America being pursued by a perv?
Alien vs. Predator.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would the title be?
Mine would be "Alien Vs. Predator."
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year, and one's a great year.
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one makes your whole week.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
What's the difference between a used condom and the UCP?
The condom was actually useful at one point.
What's worse than having a comedian as president? Having a president that has dementia.
What is the difference between Jesus and the devil?
When the devil came to Earth, he was the one with the nail gun.
What's the difference between Vin Diesel and an orphan?
Vin Diesel actually has family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a corpse?
One of them has someone to mourn them.
What's the difference between a hundred decapitated babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage :|
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? You're not dead.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
How are abortion and rape different? At least the rape victim usually deserves it and isn't defenseless.