Vs jokes
What’s the difference between a baby and a baked potato?
About 140 calories.
What’s the difference between a fetus and a jar of pickles?
The pickles aren’t as tasty in a jar.
Husband: “Honey, what’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?”
Wife: “ok... what is it?”
Husband: “I don’t have a Ferrari right now.”
What is the difference between iPhones and orphans?
iPhones have a home button.
2023- my dad is a cop.
1800- my dad owns your dad.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a Black person? One gets paid, the other got enslaved.
Is there anything worse than when it's raining cats and dogs? Yes, hailing taxis.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
They both used to be straight.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What's the difference between Jesus and a gay person?
One created the rainbow, the other one ruined it.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person?
One has a dad, while the other searches.
85% of us are good at school, while the other 15% is good at suicide.
(Teach me your ways, 15%.)
Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
When you have a hand clock it goes tic-tac.
When an American has it go backwards, it's tactic.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.