The happier they get, the less they see.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
I'm not transphobic I just want transparency...
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
