Visibility jokes
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Why can't orphans see their parents?
Because they don't have one!
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.