Visibility jokes
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Your hairline is so far back, a pilot thought it was an airplane.
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.