Visibility jokes
The happier they get, the less they see.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
How does a cow become invisible? -- Through camooflage.
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
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Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
He doesn't want to be spotted.
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.