Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
