Visibility jokes
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
Show yourself.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
What do you call a cow you can’t see?
Camooflauged.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Community talk
I think we should rid of or change microwaves! They are very misleading to young children! When you put 30 twice, it goes to 1:00. Whats that teaching children?!?! 30+30=100?! Wrong. That is not a harmless misunderstanding — it directly contradicts how we teach arithmetic. Children are pattern learners. When a machine visibly rewards an incorrect pattern, the brain stores it. This is not neutral. It is misleading. S… Read more
so if i wanted to theoretically buy a theoretical vigilante mask that theoretically looked kinda like red hood, and was vey strong with me being able to see perfectly out of it where would i find it? theoretically
Can yall see me