Visibility jokes

What do you call a black person in a dark room?

Invisible.

The happier they get, the less they see.

Why can't orphans see their parents?

Because they don't have one!

The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.

Why can't I talk in the dark?

Because I'm anonymous.

Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?

Because it was in da skies.

A patient walked into a psychiatrist's office last week wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap. The psychiatrist said, "I can clearly see your nuts."

When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"

Why does Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't want to be spotted.

Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?

Because good rappers always stand out!

Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?

Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.

It's not funny, I know.

What do you call a cow you can’t see?

Camooflauged.

Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.

I tried to catch fog, but sadly, I missed.

Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.

Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.

What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"