Visibility jokes
I got mad at my white friend today. I, as a darker person, had told them to meet me outside at 3 o'clock. They, being VERY special that day, had said, "AM or PM?"
Laughing at their question, I said, "Honey, 3 AM, because I'll lose a fight at 3 PM."
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Why is Transgender Day of Visibility on April Fool's Day?
Because all trannies are clowns and no one takes them seriously.
Q: Why are flat-earthers seen so many these days? A: Because one girl wore an earth-printed shirt.
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
USS Liberty. Never forget.
It was bombed and destroyed by the Israeli airforce. Thirty-four dead, 171 wounded. The official story says “accident,” yet an American flag was clearly visible on the ship.
Motive: An attempt to cut off our foreign intelligence on Israel? Blame the bombing on an Arab country?
Just imagine if any other nation bombed an American ship...
Why is a ghost so predictable?
Because you can see right through it.
Why don’t rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't see in the dark.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
The best part about Poland 🇵🇱 is that the police lights are different.
Show yourself.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Yo mama so fat, I couldn't see the store.
I'm not transphobic. I just want transparency...
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.