Why donβt rappers play hide and seek?
Because good rappers always stand out!
"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."
I wanted to buy some camo pants, but I couldn't find any.
Why is dark spelled with a K and not a C?
Because you can't C in the dark.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What do you call a black person in a dark room?
Invisible.
The best part about Poland π΅π± is that the police lights are different.
Show yourself.
"5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis."
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
I'm not transphobic I just want transparency...
Why can't we see or sense kamikazes' bombs?
They're out of plane sight.
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!
Why can't I talk in the dark?
Because I'm anonymous.
Why do midgets have to wear a green bright jacket when crossing the road?
Because they will get turned into a pancake even more.
It's not funny, I know.
Why can't we see a camel?
Because it's camelflauged!
Teacher: "I'm sorry, but you got a 74 on the test."
Quiet Kid: "I'll show you my own 74."
Classroom: *visible panic*
Teacher: What month is it?
Quiet kid: AUG-ust.
Classroom: Visible concern.
I wish I could be as visible as my depression is.
The happier they get, the less they see.
