Teachers: when ever there’s a school shooting hide under the desk Students: hiding under desk Shooter: Well no ones in here
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. he said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me"...
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
What do my little brother and a vagina have in common?
They both ooze blood 🩸 when punched
My Wife Slept With Another Man And Got Pregnant, She Told Me 9 Weeks Later, I Said It's Ok And Told Her Let's Talk Downstairs, So I Pushed Her Down The Stairs
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
You know what the worst thing about gang rape is?
Having to wait your turn.
Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.
Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.
Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.
Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.
Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.
Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.
Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.
Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)
Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas
Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.
Women have the right to domestic violence shelters
Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute
Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.
So it is women who have more rights.
So shut up feminists please.
I saw a guy beat his girlfriend to a pulp after his girlfriend threw a phone in his face I offered to call an ambulance but he said he was fine
Roses are red So is My gun Why do you ask? Because it's full of blood
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
if Germany is the father land and Russia is the mother land would WII just be domestic violence
What are some another names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”
Schools in the hood are kind of the same thing I always seem to get shot
What are American Schools
Shooting ranges
what's the difference between genocide and mass murder? genocide is racist
Studies have shown that in London, a person is stabbed 24 times a second. Poor bastard...
this kid lost Kahoot so he shot up the scew
mother got shot, damn father got shot, damn sister got shot, damn brother got shot, damn auntie running away with a shot gun
When the quiet kid has an argument with the school shooter and you didn't get to pull out the AK
Jesus shows up and says you’ve got to go to church. You follow him in and under their breath it sounds like somebody says you steal and you say in your mind knowing you have before I’m sorry then somebody caughs and under their breath it sounds like they say again you steal so you whisper quietly I’m sorry... ...then somebody in German says shoot that son of a bitch
